Sunday, May 31, 2009

Prevention is better than Scared ( the sh!t out of you)!!

13 things to remember when you somehow get mixed with something dead(or never alive):


1) Nice house + cheap deal = Haunted house

2) Never use the toilet in a haunted house. IF you are Retarded enough to used, do not close the door...

3) Do not split up with your friends when exploring a haunted house!!!

4) You can read about spells and etc, but PLEASE do not attempt to try them!!!

5) Curiosity kills. For example, do not stop the car if you happened to see a lady looking for something in the middle of nowhere unless she is screaming for help as if she saw a ghost!!!

6) Spirits are not afraid of Sunlight.

7) If your friends suddenly have a change of personality after going to a place, he or she is most probably not emo-ing!!! Beware!!!

8) Simple to understand. Do not take shortcut, especially when it involve you having to cut through the cemetery in the middle of the night...

9) If you have recurring dreams, don't ignored them!!!

10) Not all spirits need help, some just want to scare the Sh!t out of you!!!

11) For those with children, if your child have a imaginary friend and he or she can describe him or her very well, it might be time to hired a priest to make friend with the imaginary guy...

12) Do not show fear when there is a unknown entity in your house( if it is possible...)

13) Trust yourself, you can't possibly become crazy so easily...

*In case you really come across something paranormal, be Creative. There are no rules when escaping from a entity. Too bad you did not heed the advice...




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